Valentine's day

Valentine's Day.

A wretched day for those not truly in love. Such depravity as never before seen, with all of the hearts and chocolate used to trick women into sex. Young men fooling women who are infatuated with them into sexual favours ironically based on a saint. Hideous.

Valentine's Day!

A wonderful day, the best of the year! A day where I can spend time with my true love, take her somewhere special and spend money on her with jewels and chocolate just because I want to make her happy. Joyous!

Valentine's day...

People keep looking at me funny, and everything is covered in damn pink and hearts. Cheap cards for those too pathetic to express themselves with their own words, instead relying on silly little halmark wisdoms and witicisms their own lazy minds can't come up with. Lame.

Valentine's Day!

That cute girl will finally learn what I think of her beauty, and she'll smile so nicely, give me a big hug for those adorable heart-shaped chocolates I hid in her desk. Now she'll find out my true love for her, loving from afar. Maybe we can even talk then, or even kiss! Wow, what if we went out on a date now! Exciting!

Valentine's Day.